Republic LOLy

Yeah, being random just does wonders. I can post blog posts anytime I want. At times frequently and for this case finally back to bang u readers away like Enola Gay did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki with Fat Man and Little Boy. Inspiration is what I need so bear with my currently mundane life.

Was in Youtube trying to watch anything nice and yes pretty much my school came to mind. Alot of lame craps but I found a few gems in between. I know some of the people in the vids. Ok ironically, I know almost everyone in the videos.

Well, my words will hog ur video entertainment so for the record here are the vids as promised! (Lamest -_-” to Funniest! LOL <(^^,)>)

This is staged humour at its worst. Girls are getting wilder and wetter these days….

Fake gay sex humour always work when its done right esp with different mix of ethnic colour ans body size!.

Mock-u-vids of crappy 2nd rated songs injected with stoopid dance moves are good!

Ultimate umbrella!!!. What more can you ask??? Music brings the gay in you!. Thin, sexually vibed and has a blue umbrella with the gr8 timing of the facilitator coming in!

Yeah this is the part where I say enjoi and welcome back!

A Folk Tale Parody

So for today’s interesting lesson, I was suppose to do a folk tale. Well, as u know folktales are usually stories that have morals. Well being the usual hoodlum of an idiot I injected some humour into my folk tale which is kinda senseless but if you think of it, you’ll go “haha what a moron”.

So here is my grand story full of racism, shit, crap, and senseless details that will make u go WTF:

THE MAN WHO SOLD HIS TRIBE FOR LOVE

Once upon a time, in a sandy desert of Sahara lived Xobile. Xobile’s tribe’s people were happy people who lived the simple life. However, one fine day, the King of the desert, Sand Nigga wanted to conquer Xobile tribe’s land. They send a peacemaker to propose a peaceful exchange of their lands for gold or all of them will be exterminated. However, Xobile, refuse the offer but instead Xobile followed the peacemaker to Sand Nigga’s sandcastle. There he met with Sand Nigga. They went to the meeting room where they discussed a resolution.

However, Xobile refuse profusely, until Sand Nigga’s wife, Cliopatra came in with food. Upon seeing this, Xobile fell in love and agreed to give up his land for an important post in the palace with the intention to win over the heart of Cliopatra and get back his homeland.

So, Xobile came back to his tribe and tell them that their land has been surrendered to Sand Nigga and tried to convince him of his plan. When they heard that, the tribe people threw ostrich eggs at him thinking he was crazy. Men came out with spears and bows chase him. Xobile ran away not stopping although he injured himself along the way. Then he fainted…

Soon enough he was found by Cliopatra who happened to jog in the desert with her new pair of Adidas. She brought him back to her haven where she tends to him. Soon after he recovered and heard the truth from Clioptra who was formerly from his tribe. She was rather upset yet glad that Xobile did what he did but not knowing that he did so for her.

They hatched an evil plan to kill Sand Nigga and his soldiers by poisoning the water. Their plans succeed after much deliberation and careful planning. Soon, he and Cliopatra came back to their tribe and brought their people back to Sand Nigga’s land. They got married and had 11 children; whom all of them were boys which became their national soccer team. Apparently, Xobile took his chances and it paid off pretty well. And oh yes, they lived happily ever after.

btw if u realise i didnt highlight anything or make it obvious except for the title. I wanna see if u guys and gals are really reading this shit…. cheers~

Steady, As He Goes

What can I say about today? Awesome!

Went jamming for the 1st time in a very long time. FYI, I have been air drumming most of the time and its kinda fucked up to be killing air bacteria with my drumsticks.

So here are a few pics of my band, Heidon, jamming. Nothing much but lookout next week we are going to get the shit ass photos together.

Yeah that was the pathetic drum set. It looks rad from my pixellated crappy 2 meg cam but trust me you’ll suffer under the dusty rusty cymbals and fucked up pedals(hi-hat, double pedal bass drums). Even the main bass drum pedal fell apart. Guess I was too “in the zone”.

From my seat we can see the founders of Heidon hard at work working on their music using Guitar Pro. YES, we are serious about our shit EVEN IF ITS SHIT! We will make good fertilisers out of this shit.

Steady, As He Goes jamming to Iron Maiden’s Aces High.

Overall, I think we’re pretty good to go. Its just that the singing part is a little bit of a problem cuz we are kinda adept to our instruments. We dun wanna be a liquid tension experiment though being a Dream Theater isn’t such a bad idea. Yeah thats it, I am going to be like Mike Portnoy!.

I swear this guy kick ass on the drums(a monster with a green beard). Check out his drum solos in Youtube maggots!.(ok wassup with the Slipknot shit)

Look at how he is so relax at drumming. I wonder how much weed and beers does it take….

I just love metal(esp. progressive), it gives me flexibility in my drum techniques. Oh btw, we are a thrash, progressive mainstream band.

BTW, lookout for our band’s pics next week in this space and if u readers are good I record the songs we are playing which is Hangar 18, Tornado of Souls and Sweating Bullets all of which by Megadeth. FUCK YEAH!

WOW – The Number 12 Looks Familiar

No no, this is not going to be another Kylie Minogue post or on World of Warcraft. Pls stop decoding my post titles as having underlying meaning. It is just literally “WOW”. (u people try to be so “profound in this day and age)

2 Things wow-ed me today. Well I would like to touch on my PP project which got rejected because it is too ambitious… TOO AMBITIOUS!!!??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN! You want me to be typical and being a downtrodden fool and write on something safe and dumbfounded??? Spare me the touche….

Enough said abt that… On a lighter note as I was sk8ing through websites(YES ITS NO LONGER SURFING… IF U LIVE IN SINGAPORE FUCK THAT SHIT!), I found out like wow Singapore is pretty tight in terms of extreme sports. To narrow it down specifically, SK8BOARDING!. Firdaus Rahman(yeah he has my dad’s name on it but sadly we’re not affiliated…) has a world ranking of number 12th and join with accolades with pop names like Greg Lutzka(1st) and Chris Cole(12th). He won the Asian X games btw.

And to top the icing on the cake, RP mates, if you are reading this, believe it or not he was from RP. No joke. He was in Year 3 when I was in Year One. That means he’s waiting for NS and fuck yeah I better catch up to his standards in 2 years time. His brother Firruz(I think this is the spelling) is in the same batch as me in RP also. Yeah people his brother is a Billabong sponsored sk8er so screw them of their beach and sk8 gears from Billabong.

Here’s proof… Oh btw, he is not the only one in the world ranking whose a Singaporean…

Taken from World Cup Skateboarding webbie (http://www.wcsk8.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=91&Itemid=144)

Go check it out. Another 2 skaters are ranked 85th and 107th. Pretty decent from a red dot.

(Firdaus sk8ing to Mika’s “Stuck in the Middle after being sponsored by Billabong)

All I can say is progression is so big yet the govt is fucking still pumpin money at the useless shitheads who drown themselves or playing with small balls which bounce constantly which they can find it intriguing compared to a man’s testicles. How fantesticle is this??? AWESEXSOME!

Well the development is fast cuz Singapore is all urban with mainly flatland and concrete compared to the frostbacks who can only sk8 in the summer. Oic, they have indoor sk8 parks, well they still need snow clothes right? How fucking heavy is that, it will affect ur ollie right>>? So DUH! Singapore is half nude boys with baggy jeans ripping tricks like no tomorrow. Cheers, Singapore… Eric Altrex pls be our motivator and pursue our Singapore dream. I am a 3rd wave sk8er and I want my share of the pie in this revolution.

Looking forward to bowls at East Coast Park by November(hope its not plates like Bedok) and the indoor sk8 park beside scape. (http://www.skbsg.blogspot.com/)<Singapore sk8ers webbie.

School of the Dead

They say you can never stop learning… EVEN WHEN U’RE DEAD!!!

So yeah being inspired by Constantine I came to explore the School of the Dead. And I came across a friendly mummy who died in 3000 BC and his name was Dom formerly the servant of The Scorpion King.

Dom showing me his photo as a foetus… pretty huge for a foetus….(an oversize baby by 1000%)

another pic he showed me of some punk taking pictures of him when he was found dead.

Me with the mummy taking pictures… on my right is a lost soul of a woman who committed suicide.

Hey even schools of the dead is now advance… here dom is taking one of the many fascinating facilities which is the elevator teleporter.

For his excellent service in his previous life, he was awarded with a servant of his own. Here, his servant is mending his sexy bandages.

Sometimes Dom prefer to be alone on his walks (ahem… hops i mean), here on he says goodbye and gave a farewell good luck to my return to life.

This pics are purely coincidental and mean no misunderstanding to dumbasses who believe in this shit. We did not believe any shit was found at the toilet paper so yeah we used it to wrap Dom up. Cheers!~

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. – Ellen Parr (i dunno who the fug is this but the quote is cool…because we were bored when we did this!)

Come Into Her World

Ok best brothers, laugh ur asses off that I am going to blog abt Kylie Minogue. There is never a day you guys are spared from the lecture and how I turned her into an epidemic sex goddess that linders in my head all the time.

OK so her songs are favoritised by Gay prides, and her songs sound as if she trying desperately to find the right person and the lyrics sensual and seductive but so??? I find her rather womanly, hot and if I could I would want a One night stand with her before she sags(get the picture???).

OK so her genre of music distastefully, its POP but I like the fact it has a disco and dance influence in it with a balance of vocal and beat tempos and definitely of course that seductive voice of hers even at 40!

I remember finding out abt her when that blasphemic “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” knocked off Eminem’s single “The Real Slim Shady” out of the number one spot in the UK Top 40 charts which means I hate her 1st. (cuz Eminem was the “cool” for the egotesticle dudes back then). Then Bam!!! Her 2nd single out of the album “Fever” which was “In Your Eyes” made me fell in love with her again. To add that the song “I Should Be So Lucky” an old single of hers which I didn’t knew came to light.

I checked out this album 1st and stared at that ass for hours. I was only 11 at Primary 5 (we all know at Primary 5 back then we were learning on sexual organs). BTW, i dun think photoshop is available or as advance as yet so its FURREAL! (Yeah, I can’t get her outta her of my head since then and I wanted to come into her world as Iook in her eyes as it was love at 1st sight) <<< I just made a story out of all her singles(in bold) in this album!!!

“Light Years” after being bored listening her “Fever” album so I checked her comeback previous album. “On a Night Like This” struck a chord instantly as a club hit.

I HATED THIS ALBUM! Body Languages suck until I listened to “Red Blooded Woman” and “Chocalate” and realised “Slow” almost killed the album…. almost as SLOWly.

Her latest offering, X, since her breast cancer announcement which she was fully RECOVERED and back with feisty vengeance!!!.

Love this single, a rock-edged punky Kylie while maintaining her sensuality which made the single hers. I kept imagining me and me buddies doing back up vocals on the part where “WOOHOO!” went on and on.

Go on pop diva!!! This is her game, her arena, her profession!!! Oh yeah u owe Singapore a Concert because of ur breast cancer!!! You’re forgiven once you come(AND DUN COME ONI WENT U SAGGED AND U DESPERATELY NEED $$$).

Till then before you sag do us part, I still admire you…

Army of Me

I have dream. (OK laugh till shit come out of ur ass cuz I just plagiarised Martin Luther King’s line)

I am waiting and wanting the day that I have a crew and all of us are adept in sk8boarding be it boy or girl.

One by one I see my fellow Jugend crew members breaking apart thanks to NS. Now I have to find new and able to “click” people whom are willing to commit and learn the extreme sport which has cause much mayhem to my body.(countless sprained ankles, broken hand, sprained neck, dislocated shoulder just to name a few…)

So, today I brought me very classmate to sk8. Btw its a SHE. Like finally, we need a breathe of fresh air and perspective. Went to the sk8 park and saw her friend which in turn we went to the sk8 park.

Well as u all know if u bring girls, the other guys will ogle, misbehave, flirt, show off etc just to impress their EGO!!!. Can’t help it but oh well…

To make matters worst, more girls came and I was called the PIMP. I didnt expect that to come. Whoa, all the guys wanted to be my bestest son to know all these girls. Luckily, I think I was the only one not “MAT” there. Felt a lil awkward but in the words of god to me in my head “SK8 ON MY SON!!!“.

Me and amino(BRUDDER 4 LIFE!!!) decided that we will be sk8 park regulars. Fuck, I hate sk8 park for it is so overrated with sk8ers trying to be pro or cool or egoistic. Thank god the best of them all (Firdaus and brothers) is the most “chilled ones”. And to make things more happening and entertaining we will reminisce on our noob past with a girl joining regularly (hopefully!!!) and she is GOOFY! LIKE ME! LIKE FINALLY! after being a lone goofy footed sk8er for a long long time.

Oh yeah to end of, Sheila I welcome u to the extreme sports world of sk8boarding. And here is a video for u to watch and learn the OLLIE which u and I had a frustrating time together trying to get u to do it. Hey at least it was wayyy better than mine when I 1st did it.

THE OLLIE!!! (WATCH THIS 100x AND PRACTICE 100x BY FRIDAY SHEILA!!!)

When Two Are (sort of) One

Hey readers, if you have been reading closely to my blog, you should know that I once state under the description of Afeeqah, one of my classmates to look like my sis. Before I touch on that 2 things I would like to share based on what I read and prior knowledge.

In this world, there are 6 other pple who look like you you know? (my duplicates are probably all in china helping to plant rice grains while I am the idiot stuck here demanding rice)

And, in BBC news it is said that people tend not to choose people of similar features to them or their family  in terms of face resemblance. Well, to me one Hazimah is irritating enough, but Afeeqah is a nice sweet girl prolly the sweetest of them in class just like the skittles she always buys and I end up finishing them for her.

ok the moment of truth… may cause sudden alarmed!

Afeeqah on the left while Hazimah on the right.

Look at the smile!

Look at the hair!

Look at the face outline!

LOOK AT THE TEETH! WTF!

In conclusion, I would say that Afeeqah is cuter than Hazimah but Hazimah is prettier than Afeeqah but both has the equal amount of sweetness like the sweets they always buy and get for me!!!.

Da BUTTget 20 =O 8

This is probably the Da Vinci of all blog title posts I’ve ever made. It simply the budget for 2008. Yes, people as it seems my money splurging days are over. Actually, I dun splurge that much, just that I collect than spend it all away or because of some crappy business.

Anyway I gotta start saving, according to my gestimation, I think I can save a $1000 by end of May(twists his fingers and prays unwillingly).

Ok here is my money situation weekly,

$50 a week from STINGY mommy and WILLING daddy

Average of secret $15 stash from dad

Earns abt $100 bucks from two days work.

Spending (GOD THIS KILLS!!!)

$50 for cigs (SINGAPORE SHIT!)

$50 for food (in my gestimation)

$25 for pure crap (sweets, tissues, donations, crapping at the stoopid toilet with no toilet paper but has a cleaner lady who stares at you as if u owe her 10 cents which actually you do cuz u need da toilet)

Alrighteys, on average i get $165 for a week.

I spent $125 a week.

That means a spare $40.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!

At the end of the month, its like the spending fiesta. And I will end up with nothing on my NETS and spending on things which I barely use(like cds WTF!)

So, to overcome the situation this are 10 things I shall do.

1. Once I touch that blue note, put it in the mini bank (which has no lock so if i see it i could be tempted)

2. Eating extra scoop of rice with hot dog or curry gravy (the Singaporean student turned Bangladeshi construction worker style)

3. No buying things from 7-Eleven unless there is a promotion and selfishly asked ur friend to buy the drinks on promotions which is usually 2 for a price.

4. NO MORE FUCKING SWEETS!!! (awwww fuggggggggg….)

5. Try buying contraband cigs or get smoking khakis to share money buy cigs.

6. WORK MORE and LONGER HOURS! oh yes, and leaving that NETS card at home!(that card kills esp. if u dun have any money and u realise u are working and minimum withcrawal is 20 bucks which suck and sometimes it cant transact $20 but $50 so its like THERE GOES UR FUCKING MONEY!)

7. Bring a water bottle to school (fuck yeah! I wanted to bring my own food but nahhh my reputation would be ruined)

8. Exploit and scheme plots to get more money (PP is a gr8 motive to be use to BS on getting stuff for school to my dad)

9. Do more healthy activities (Sk8 = $4, Gym = $1.50 School=$2.50, shopping and shopping while sk8ing >= $100)= which is WAYYY FUCKED UP!)

10. Executing all of the above mentioned or this is all FUCKED!

With this to place in effect IMMEDIATELY, i can expect that my money would grow rather than saved. If the plan works out, I will fucking tell u guys and then I can expect a gazillion phone calls for fine dining with vintage red chardonnay wine at some restaurant at Clarke Quay!.

Let the Survivalism BEGIN!!! (oh yes, gotta put that song by Nine Inch Nails so that it’ll remind me once I am tempted)

PEACE!

The Moth Effect

A moth

A pathetic moth taught me persistence.

I am truly amazed.

So as you know guys I dun EMO, or the fact that the way I EMO is called De-Stress and its not by using cheap, rusty penknife’s which is used to cut ur wrists and u end up dying instead.

This moth as I was de-stressing by sk8boarding… alone…loner lonely lonesome solo-kia me, was trying to flap its wings to fly free like it used to until something or somebody brought it down (NOT ME!).

So being a tard, 4 year old kid I tried to catch the moth so as to set it free to a safe place. Crude and not of the usual self me of being evil but I felt I could relate its struggles to what I am going through now.

As I was trying to pick it up, it seems that animals have seen enuf of the cruelty, demise and evilness of mankind and what it has become to the extend they do not trust their hands. Yes, I had difficulty trying to get a grasp w/o actually hurting it. Many times tried, failed. It somehow manges to get free through any holes you pave way to them through ur fingers.

So when I finally gave up, I rolled down my sk8board; almost crashing and pummeling the already pathetic moth. I looked behind, I saw its still alive and struggling. So I tried again, I realise sumting religiously apathetic. Muslims would know what I am speaking of. I caught the moth by simply by doing the hand gesture which you pray to god and asked for forgiveness or well-being etc. which is like this…

The gesture was something like this when I caught the moth and set it free which I hope that no calamity would come to the already pathetic creature. It struck me as an epiphany, which I, for a moment achieved nirvana which honestly do not get too often these days, as well u guys should know how I am like (this blog is enuf to tell u already). Maybe it is a message from god to me… I shan’t disclose but I will reflect on it. Who knows when “The Moth Effect” would struck me….

The moth isn’t pathetic at all I guess… more like overpowering…

P.S. Luvina sorry for not commenting on u for ur photo was not in Yandao. Before I change my mind of what I am about to write yeah well, enjoy it.

Luvina – a nice girl who is sweet and friendly. However, she is susceptible to influence thus her promiscuous ways. Maybe “The Moth Effect” will do her good but until that day comes…. the rest is history….